Aesthetically speaking, vaginas are chaos incarnate. They make hardly any sense. There’s no standard layout, no symmetry, no visual logic. Folds on folds, lips of random lengths, hidden bits, and inconsistent shapes. Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical. Whether flaccid or hard, it has cohesive structure. Vaginas look like they’re trying to be secretive.
Some of these lines read like an ad for penises.
Now, I am just imagining a gay guy using pickup lines that sound like ad reads.
“You ever consider dick? It’s sleek, stylish, functional and locally available. Try sucking dick today!”
organic cruelty-free dick in your area!
Penis, the cure for the common genital.
Also a completely nonsensical oversimplification, just like real ads!
Vaginas are poisonous. Penis… is toasted.
PSA (Penile Service Announcement)