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Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat

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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat

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Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
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WASHINGTON—In a move that significantly restricts the eligibility of thousands of American troops to fight for their country on the front lines, senior U.S. military officials announced Wednesday that all men with girl names would now be forbidden from serving in combat roles. The ban, which goes into effect immediately, prohibits male personnel with clearly […]
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    You’d think with their recruiting numbers in the red and their weird hard-on for even more war as entire the torrent that will be climate catastrophe they’d be treating this shit like Starship Troopers and taking whomever they can get.

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      Too precious to risk in combat

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        The Onion’s comedic track record is untouchable. W’s for 20+ years.

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          this is what they want to take from us

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        “General, how many soldiers’ lives is the life of one gay man worth?”

        “Seven.”

        freedom-and-democracy

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        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

        • yewtu.be
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        • yt.artemislena.eu
        • piped.video

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